Life and Stuff

There’s a good reason for that. Dogs like to swim in the ocean. A pet dog isn’t just a pet that you can leash up and keep tethered to one spot for hours. It’s a majestic animal, so loyal and so kind. Dogs will always love you for who you are, and occasionally because you feed them too. That’s because dogs have amazing insight for the good in people and if you are gentle they will protect you like guardian angels. So please, use gaudy sparkly designer dog collars and leashes, or a beverly hills chihuahua zebra scarf, or even those little red doggy heels because they’re not little dolls. They’re dogs. Love them like they will unconditionally love you. Really, dogs will be loyal to you til’ death and they’ll tear anyone up who tries to hurt you. Dog houses should not be used in the winter, it’s just too cold and homeless people might be hiding out. Be careful to not let your dog knock out his teeth when he plays frisbee. And use doggy biscuits for gingivitis. These are yor tips from me for a safe and healthy dog relationship.